XMAS BATH

It's Santa's really busy time and he's sitting in the tub
Preparing for his big night out, he's having a good scrub
His bathtub's made to measure as he's not exactly slim
But he's got a job that's perfect, one that really does 'soot' him!

Santa really knows how to party, when all his work is done
His whole team can then relax and start to have some fun
This is the perfect season to be filled with Christmas cheer
So enjoy the Christmas Spirit.... Christmas wine and Christmas beer!

XMAS PEACE

Santa's found some quiet time to have a little read
Ahead of him is Christmas Eve and that's a busy night indeed
Hope your Christmas is a peaceful one and you can rest a bit
Coz after all that over-eating, you deserve a right good sit!

SANTA SUIT

Santa's getting ready for his busy night ahead
It'll be many, many hours till he gets back to bed
He and his team have had a sleep now they're getting dressed
And they're hoping that this Christmas will be your very best!

XMAS CAT

T'was the night before Christmas and inside the house
The cat guards his present, ignoring the mouse
This card serves a purpose, to wish you good cheer
Have a really great Christmas and a T'wiffic New Year!

XMAS DOG

Nick Nack, Santa's sack, give the dog a bone
But wrap it up all Christmassy or you will hear it moan
May this Christmas and New Year, you get what you're seeking
And may your tail be always wagging, metaphorically speaking!

LITTLE DONKEY

When I saw this Christmas Donkey, my thoughts turned straight to you
Not that you make an ass of yourself when you've had a drink or two
But because you love receiving gifts and embrace the Christmas fest
So here's hoping for a smashing one and a New Year that's the best!

XMAS OWLS

At Christmas time you should relax after such a busy spell
It's time for singing carols and getting drunk as well
Spreading lots of Festive Joy is the Singing Owls' endeavour
May your Christmas be just wonderful, the very best one ever!